- Say, "No, I don't eat carbs."
- Want to go on a hike.
- Wear crocks.
- Call a radio station and request "Brown Eyed Girl."
- Ask a friend to play "Brown Eyed Girl" on their guitar.
- Wear a jean dress jumper.
- Voluntarily take my kids to the carnie.
- Drift away from my family.
- Refer to my children as "rugrats."
- Take up the accordian.
- Turn down a ride on a motorcycle.
- Become interested in football.
- Stop being amazed that God loves me.
- Buy a singing / dancing / moving Santa decoration.
- Buy another pre-made pie shell.
- Approve of mothers smacking their children's faces.
- Stick my head out of a changing room and call, "This is way too big. Can someone get me a size two?"
- Want to be a flight attendant.
- Be a cheesy Christian.
- Say, "Hey, guys! Want to go to a Karaoke bar?"
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Twenty Things I Will Never Do
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9 Fellow Bletherers:
There are many things on that list that I do!LOL...
C'mon you must go to a karaoke bar....I'll pick you up wearing my pink crocs and blaring brown eyed girl in my good ol' pick up truck. On the way we'll have to swing by my house so I can drop the rugrats off at home!
#16 I agree with wholeheartedly. I think people that do this should get a taste of their own medicine.(but I'm not a proponent of spanking....yes, I know touche...but a no spanking household works for us!!)
I'm going to kidnap my mom's dancing santa(I think he even sings Elvis!!LOL)and leave it on your doorstep!!
Gwen, you can't speak against "Brown-Eyed Girl" until you've heard Everclear's cover. Listen at top volume.
Oh, heck, I am going to have to return several of your Christmas gifts now.
I love dancing Santa gadgets.
I thought everyone did.
This might sound creepy (correction, it WILL sound creepy) but one thing I'll remember you told me once you never do is wear white socks? lol I was babysitting the girls once, and you were still getting ready to go for work and for some reason you were talking to us about socks right before you left..saying that you won't wear white ones? Something along those lines. And I remember hoping you didn't look at my feet to notice the white ones I had on lol..But whenever I go to put on a pair of white socks, or think of buying a new package of white socks I think "Gwen wouldn't approve."
I know what to buy you for Christmas this year...I am sure I could find a grand talking,singing and dancing Santa somewhere! I will add it to my list!!
Tamara, I'm a total loser! I don't know what I was thinking, because clearly I do wear white socks. Maybe I meant I don't wear whiteys with my uniform?
Um... sorry I insulted your hosiery. I hope you're able to move on.
Joni and I are going to kidnap you one day and take you for a hike with us...then you'll understand the true glory of it all!
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