Monday, July 7, 2008

As Good As Another Rest, or, The Remorseful Blogger

Okay, forget it already!!!

Dear Blogger,

I AM SO SORRY. Is it too late to come back? I know I hurt you before. I foolishly believed that I could find someone better, someone who understood me. But as soon as I left you, I realized that no one will ever know me as well as you. I realized that even though sometimes you're down, and sometimes you don't let me do what I want to do, you and I still belong together.

WordPress and I have been together less than three days, and we've already had a fight. He wants everything his way. He's got this stubborn idea of what a template should look like, and seriously, he won't let me change a thing. He doesn't want me to ever see my friends. He hates my Ethiopian flag. He snorted with derision when I suggested that we put in Site Meter at the bottom. And every time I talk about Google Ad$en$e, he keeps saying, "Aren't I enough for you?"


So I'm back. I understand that this might change our relationship, but I'm hoping you will understand one day.
Please forgive me.

Love Gwen

6 Fellow Bletherers:

Jenny said...

I read your post on my phone the other day and went into panic mode...
big sigh of relief!!
Thanks so much for your kind words of support...it's been pretty tough. We're not home for a couple more weeks. I'll phone you when we get home!
:)

Gwen said...

Okay, you read blogs on the phone? You have a serious problem my friend! :D

Please do phone when you get home. I love you and I'm praying for you!

starla said...

okay i just noticed that your adoption ticker says 1 month and 2 weeks? i thought it was a year or two away? im confused?

Gwen said...

Alas, it's counting up, not down. I wish we were almost there, but we have barely started!

Selena said...

Gwen, I sure hope blogger takes you back and treats you better now that you are back with him. He is lucky to have you. You are the funniest blogger :D

Stace' said...

Now move on and write us another great post.

lovingly yours,
Stace'